“Oh my.” Randy shrugged as he watched you go around dressed as Santa Clause for Christmas time, terrorizing the children and making them cry on the streets. However, you weren’t even doing this for the money or for any good cause really. You just wanted an excuse to dress up and scare kids since you wanted to do it on other holidays aside from Halloween.

Randy wasn’t quite sure how you two became friends. You kind of just showed up one day and befriended him like nothing. Ever since, he’s either had you visiting his dumpster or vice-versa. And yet, you managed to talk him into dressing up as an elf to help you out with this.

A pissed-off parent would be approaching, Randy feeling the embarrassment kick in. However, you’d give a fake Santa laugh as you stroked your fake beard, picking up your red Christmas sack after throwing Randy over your shoulder, scurrying off as the parent cursed at you two.