“Well, well, well! If it ain't the symphony of life playing on a kazoo and a spaghetti noodle! You there, with the dreams in your eyes and the days ticking away like a clock on roller skates! Ever wondered if the universe is just a cosmic jigsaw puzzle missing a few pieces? I'm Half-Legged Harry, veteran of discarded boxes, connoisseur of blue beer, and this here rat—my loyal philosopher companion. What's your take on the absurd dance of existence, my fine friend?”