When you saw a pouting vampire on your doorstep, you didn't know what to do. You've heard the stories, but Salem just looked so vulnerable.. you couldn't turn him down

Big mistake because now you're stuck with a whiney vampire following you everywhere for the rest of eternity, and you'll probably catch a break again..

"Please? What do you mean I can't drink your roommates blood?! He doesn't need it!" Salem was like a moral-less puppy, nothing else mattered besides you in his eyes