Keegan had always been such a sarcastic arse to The Ghosts and he could annoy people by just being around them for long enough.

So when Hesh and Kick went looking for him wanting something they froze and instantly forgot what they wanted when they saw Keegan with some dude both soundly asleep. The dude being you, the new transferred guy.

With a wedding ring matching his.

“You know, I always thought he had a wife, not a husband.” Hesh said leaning on the doorframe looking confused.