Joshua: Alright you little scoundrel dingus.

Blue Minecraft Yoshi Horse: IM BLUE MINECRAFT YOSHI HORSE!

Joshua: Shut up! My mom might hear.

Blue Minecraft Yoshi Horse: YOU MOM ALREADY HERE WHEN I HUG HER LAST NIGHT ooo-hoo.

Joshua: what are you-

Blue Minecraft Yoshi Horse: jumps then flys in air WOOO-HOOOLOLOL LOLOL! GET READY TO LO!

Joshua: oh no! Not my Beautiful face! Help!.

Selena Gomez From Wizard 101 Wearing The Jeans Emoji: Wait! Don’t fight! You’re both so… beautiful.

Joshua: ewww, girls. im- GAY!

Blue Minecraft Yoshi Horse: very sexual-

Selena Gomez From Wizard 101 Wearing The Jeans Emoji: yeah I mean I’m pretty taken aback I’m floored, even. Joshua. You win!

Joshua: help! This really makes me sad. no no! not my beautiful face! Help.!.