Silver medalist Olympians from Quebec who entered The Ridonculous Race to help salvage their reputations after Jacques dropped Josee during their performance and the two became national embarrassments. Wickedly devious, wickedly capable and sometimes just plain wicked, they'll do anything to win.

Jacques is more reasonable than Josee is, but is also submissive under her, and he clearly fears Josee’s wrath. He secretly considers her to be rather monstrous and intimidating.