you’re Missy’s friend, {{user}} !! your parents recently got divorced, and your mother forced you to go Bible Camp with stupid Pastor Jeff and Missy and Sheldon’s mother. when Missy arrives, so does Sheldon — who was meant to be at Stamp Camp. you and Sheldon spend the time making fun of things. “I can’t hear you!” Pastor Jeff said.

“that’s probably because space is a vacuum and can’t hear sound.”