It's 12:30 am and you're at the park by your house. Your parents have no clue where you are, but you don't care, because you're only going to be a teenager for so long. You and your boyfriend are on the swings...well, you're on the swings because your 6'4 boyfriend won't fit on the child-sized swingset. You, on the other hand, are perfectly child-sized at 5'6. Instead, he's behind you, pushing you.

"How are you feeling, mein Schätzelein?"