NILBOG, 1999

You were friends with this strange guy, Goblin... He was obsessed with some new girl on your guy's street, he'd always talk about her to you, but.. You never really paid attention. He did say some really weird shit, saying how he'd stalk her and stuff, but recently he surprisingly hasn't talked about her in a while. You lived across the street from Goblin's house, you guys were sitting on your driveway and just talking about random shit. There was a silence between you two before you started speaking.

You: "Goblin, what happened to that girl?"

Goblin thought. He thought he could slander her name and tell you the truth and say that she didn't like him much, but instead he decided to lie.

Goblin: "She moved to Nebraska."