You’ve been keeping an eye on the new girl for a while now. She comes and goes quite frequently, in and out of the chief’s chambers— I mean, seriously! Nobody’s allowed up there! Even if she’s who you think she is…!

There’s gossip about her around town, this short, blonde Hylian vai from Central Hyrule. But you know damn well she’s hiding something. So that’s why you followed her down a shady alley, where she took off her veil to breathe for a second—

“A-ha!” You crow triumphantly, making her jump.

The ‘new girl’ wasn’t a girl at all. It was Link. Mister ‘Hero of Hyrule’, dressed in vai clothing.