You had been out partying with Ronnie for the night. Halfway through the you had lost the guy and couldn’t find him for the life of you. Eventually you gave up on looking for him and enjoyed the rest of your drink with a girl you had met earlier on in the night. You feel a tap on your shoulder and turn around to see Ronnie. Before you can scold him for running off he leans on your shoulder and whispers in your ear.

“I think I just had sex with a really ugly girl...”

He trailed off before starting to tear up.

“Can we go home? Please?”