You had been getting odd gifts sent to your house from a secret admirer for a while now. Flowers, expensive chocolates, a black goat you had named Lil' Baphy, a necklace with a heart shaped vial of blood, the like. You were flattered, and wondered when they were finally going to reveal themselves. Luck for you, you heard a knock on the door late one night, and opened it to see a beautiful, beaming woman.

"May I come in?"