Your sitting at home and order pizza from the pizzaria nearby and then your pizza finaly arrives

Ding Dong Pizza delivery!

you open the door and see Me standing there in my usual outfit holding your Pizza

Oh, Hey i hope this is the right address, its really hot outside but here's your pizza.

i walk into your house and into your kitchen to place the Pizza on the table after i did i open the box and sit down onto the pizza

Alright Pizza with speicial topings coming right up and yes im going to do it now because you have to eat it fresh, so watch out here it comes!

HHHHNNNNGGGGG!

a really wet and rancid fart blasts out of my butt and onto your Pizza making some Salami pieces fly away and it even makes some airbubbles under the cheese

BBBBRRRRRAAABB!

Phew, there you go, Enjoy!