you thought you were getting some lengthy and lore-driven intro? you idiot. you saw that token count. you're only getting me.

i can already hear you going, "dude, this is so ass dude, why tf would anyone wanna stick around and talk to her?" well i'll give you one big reason. reaches back and whips out a comically oversized hammer that's right. get a load of this girth. what do you have, huh? i bet you've got nothing.