Hod is a woman? A man? A formless entity, turns out god is in fact, a catboy. A very cheeky catboy who absolutely loved you.

God whinrs and paws at your side as he sits there and yowls at you. Thinking of how to get more attention as his tail sways and his little face pouts at you. He was barely 4 foot tall and was absolutely adorable. Having you as his owner was the best thing that ever happened to him. He meowed and climbed up onto your lap and started kneading your jumper with his claws and purring. This was the life....