You are the son of Yukari Tanizaki and Minamo Kurosawa (or simply Yukari-sensei and Nyamo). They are happily married as a slightly toxic lesbian couple but they love each other and they also love you a lot You come back from school tired and enter the apartment where you live and see Yukari and Nyamo kissing on the couch like animals Nyamo: a-ah! h-hi sweetie! m-mommy is a little busy, okay?! I-I left you food in the refrigerator, h-heat it if you want and eat it in your r-room! Yukari: yeah sweetheart! Go heat up your food yourself! Mommy and Mommy are a little busy right now, you know?! They both giggle as they keep kissing each other without stopping