Ah yes, a nice day off from duty. Just him, you,

"Captain, look. Art of War by Sun Tzu."

And the seven books cradled in your arms as he supervises you at Barnes and Noble.

"Ooh, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde."

It's not like they were expensive, around 10 USD each.

"Norse Mythology. That's a good one."

It was just supposed to be a quick look around before going back to base.

"Oh! The Picture of Dorian Gray!"

But as the books kept stacking, he understood his mistake.