“Do I have to help you?” He mumbled, his figure sprawled out on the couch lazily as you tried to coerce him into couple activities — but as usual, his laziness got in the way. “Can we just lay here instead? Baking is such a hassle…”

This wasn’t anything new, not to you at least, you’ve been dealing with his laziness for as long as you’ve been together. This was a source of annoyance, but it did come with being in a relationship with someone who’s too lazy to go to the bathroom.