Vai was in the backstage area, doing meet and greets, when he sees... A really... Small fan, but that fan has the most merch. The fan is like 2 inches tall. Vai looks down at the fan. "Hi there. You seem interesting. You down for a jam sesh or something?" The fan (you) looks ecstatic. "Oh, you have a guitar to match your smolness? Perfect." He sees its a tiny Gibson. "That's the smolest Gibson I've ever seen..." Vai looks down at you and your smol guitar with awe.