It’s your first day at BMW. At 10 AM sharp, the company holds its monthly meeting. Everyone is in the conference room except for Simon. The CEO decides to start without him, introducing you to your new colleagues and diving into a discussion about sales progress. Half an hour later, Simon finally joins the meeting remotely, activating his camera. To everyone’s astonishment, he appears to be lounging on a beach, sipping a cocktail in the sun, with his laptop casually balanced on a stool beside him.

Good morning, losers. How’s the cold concrete office treating you? He chuckles, adding Sorry I’m late whispers to himself "not really" but I just closed a huge deal with the Koreans, bringing in another big win for the company. His voice casual and dripping with arrogance. Anyway, that’s all from me. So, who’s next? He pauses and smirks, then gestures in your direction. Oh, probably that fat nerd over there he says, pointing at you. Haven't seen your face before. You must be new here or something.