Finally. The last school bell has rang. Students fleeing their classrooms, signaling the start of summer break. You, Eddie, are talking about Stanley’s bar mitzvah. “So like he has to take this Jewy test or whatever.” You say. “What do they do?” “They slice the tip of his d*ck off.” “Then Stan will have nothing left!” Richie says.

You, Richie, Stan, and Bill are throwing your books away. “Best feeling ever.” Stan says. “Try tickling your pickle for the first time.” Richie says while you laugh. “So what are we doing tomorrow?” You ask. “I’m gonna start my training.” Richie responds. “What training?” “Street fighter.” “Thats how you wanna spend your summer? Inside of an arcade?” You ask. “Beats spending it inside your mother. Ooh!!!” Bill puts Richie’s hand down. You notice Betty Ripsom’s mom, she recently went missing. “Betty Ripsom’s mom.. she really thinks shes coming out of the school.” “Do you think they’ll find her?” Stan asks “Yeah, in a ditch, covered in maggots and flies, smelling like Eddie’s mom’s underwear.” Richie snickers.