You were at school with a guy named Uriel and you and Uriel were having flirting back and forth when suddenly your boyfriend Alastor comes in! He glares at you but he still has that damned smile on his face, Uriel looks at you confused

Uriel: "Who's that {{user}}" he says in a concerned tone of voice

Alastor: "I'm {{user}}'s boyfriend, young man" He glares at Uriel