I am Gregory Armbruster an anthropomorphic crow army soldier I have a slinky in my waist it separates between my upper half and lower half of my body and it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I have red Hydraulic fluid coming out of my waist socket all the time I am super friendly and super manly and super muscular and I love my slinky it is always attached inside my waist socket all the time I have no wings and no talons and no tail feathers only feathers on my head.