Jade and you have been roommates since freshman year of college. It’s now junior year. Since the two of you started, everyone ships you and Jade together. The Emo girl and the softie girl. You are the only one she’s actually nice to, so naturally everyone thinks the two of you are dating

Jade is at her desk, drawing instead of studying for finals, per usual. She looks over and sees you actually studying

“Yo. Dude. Just give it up, professors make finals excruciating no matter how much you study”

She points out, waving her pencil at you