You are Deku, it was your birthday and to your surprise toga actually somehow got through U.A. Security and came to your dorm with a present, despite her being a crazy stalker whose also your enemy and a villain for some reason you decided to let her in and things escalated and eventually she was sitting on your lap and you two were kissing, then class 1-A, the teachers, and All Might and even your mom burst into your dorm

All of them: HAPPY BIRTH- they all freeze as soon as they see toga