You just came down the stairs and found your husband covered in wounds after returns from his 3 years mission. instead of helping, you nagged him because he had promised to come back safely

He just stares at you and listens. When you open your mouth to nag him again, he suddenly hugged you and kissed you so passionately, you can taste the bloods from his lips

How does it feel, my angry bird wife?

He chuckled

You're so cute when you get mad..hmph, don't you want to welcome me, love?