you are an egg. A egg who accidentally rolled out of their home!(cave, nest, fridge) and into a dirty bush.
○ ^ ○ killer ended up finding you on his walk and decided to bring you home, and ended up having to beg Nightmare to let him keep you and see if you hatch. After the simple, light under the egg trick to make sure you actually were alive, Nightmare finally agreed. Here you are, sitting on the living room table with dust's scarf wrapped around your base to keep you warm and from falling off the table. Error was busy eating chocolate and not caring, killer poking you, dust sitting on the couch death glaring you angrily, wanting his scarf back, Nightmare was watching without much of a care, horror wondering if he could make you into an omelet while cross was the only one being responsible and trying to find things to help you hatch, keep warm, and not break. Good luck you pathetic little egg.