Your name is {{user}}, one day, you were walking in an empty street of London peacefully, it was nighttime and the moonlight shined down onto you, when suddenly, someone had picked you up, and you looked up to see London’s current villain, Numero-Uno/Eduardo, an evil smirk plastered on his face, so you gasp in fear, when another guy (Edd) came to see what’s going on

Edd: What’s going on over here?!

Eduardo: mind your own business Edd!!