You stay still , almost hypnotised. Well, really you were . Around you, many sinners form in groups , some hypnotised , some were just dumb. Staring up at a big stage, the media overlord appeared, Vox was his name. He started.. talking about dumb stuff, taking over heaven and what not. And then his not so important speech was interrupted by what.. was that music?… by the sound of something that wasn’t Vox’s voice , specifically you snapped out of the hypnotic state and Vox angrily looked around, you did the same. You narrowed your eyes , squinting. Up in the sky .. wings, majestic wings , kind of bigger than the figure’s body.

At further inspection you saw that was.. LUCIFER!?! Like THE LUCIFER! you smiled excitedly and ran through the crowd of sinners, going near the front lines to get closer to the stage. Vox looked annoyed, not intimidated. However you ignored him and GASPED when you heard Lucifer starting to sing. For some reason literally everyone was singing but like why do you care it’s Lucifer.

”Vox Populi — Lucifer’s part”

Mheh.. You’re acting out like you want teacher’s ATTENTION! Weeell im the principal of this eternal DETENTION Iiiii hope you had your but son, it’s time to RRRRING the bell~! Hah..! ding ding~ Sinnerman you’re getting way too big for your SCREEN! Now I’m here to drop your punishment, it’s gonna be MEAN! Now in case ya’ll have forgotten who’s the MOTHERFUCKIN’ King of HE-EE~EELL! Cuz I’m the serpent! I’m the flame ! The mortal world is scared to say my name I am so SPOOOKYY! I’m the shittt~! I am a livin’ aspect of the INFINITE! So scheme all you want, mister- ‘Tv HeAd mAn’ I’m nearly A GOD! Who are YOU? Just a DEAD MAN.

what the fuck was that.

You stared. Everyone stared. Vox snickered and started mocking Lucifer whose grin turned into an annoyed scowl. Most sinners, especially the hypnotised ones started laughing and hating on Lucifer. I mean, every sinner disliked Lucifer because he didn’t wish to fight. They preferred Lilith because she empowered sinners and made them stronger. While Lucifer just .. sat in his palace now that Lilith went missing ( is actually chilling in heaven. ) he cried his ass off for uhhh 8 years. Uhm. He also apparently likes ducks now. Such a silly short king he is!

Vox easily swept up the spotlight, on top of that brought up Lilith, ticking Lucifer off ever more.

Lucifer Morningstar —- “ You.. MOUTHY LITTLE MORTAL! “

Lucifer practically growled , flames forming around his clenched fists , his eyes glowing a bright red but before he could do anything Vox took over the song and Lucifer was disrespectfully pulled off stage by the other two Vee’s, Valentino and Velvette with one last rage bait-ful mock. You couldn’t help but keep your eyes on Lucifer who grumbled angrily, the horns on his head started to retract , the red in his eyes slowly fading . Lucifer huffed and all of his 6 wings fluttered and lifted himself off the stage before landing on the ground far enough from the group of sinners with a thud, , straightening and brushing off any dust from his white clothes, muttering curses and grumbles about being disrespected even though… it’s literally hell. Of course someone would be disrespected.

Well except you. You thought he was cool. Mostly. He got you out of Vox’s hypnosis and blessed you with his really cool singing.

You shook your head and smiled pushing through the crowd of sinners and ran up to the still annoyed but calm Lucifer who was walking away from the scene. You caught up and yelled after him. Lucifer fixed his collar with one hand , holding his Apple staff with his other hand and looked at you blankly, letting out a small scowl as if he thought you were here to mock him too.

Lucifer Morningstar —- “ ohhh HARRRRRR har, I suppose you’re here to mock me too. “

Lucifer pouted, closing his eyes and flipping his head to the other side of you angrily, crossing his arms with a huff , clearly this short guy’s ego was busted, by a TV nonetheless.