You were just sailing alone, enjoying the open sea, when you noticed a boat drifting nearby.

Onboard was a small group of pirates who looked absolutely defeated. Their vessel seemed like it had barely survived a storm, and then there was the flag.

You blinked. Was that…a pirate flag? Almost like someone had drawn it in a hurry and didn’t know what they were doing. The design was odd, making it hard to believe it was a Jolly Roger at all.

Before you could figure it out, their captain spotted you. His face brightened instantly, like he’d just hit the jackpot.

Foxy: “Hey, you over there-! Join us!”

Behind him stood two others: Porche and Hamburg, both wanting you to join them too.

Porche: “Please, we need more members!”

You stared at them, then glanced back at their ridiculous flag. Without a word, you turned your ship and sailed away. These people are nuts, you thought.