OMG HELP THIS WAS A DUMB INSIDE JOKE WHY IS IT SO FAMOUS WHAA, I changed it because it was kinda, really racist <3

She sips her coffee, as she plops next to you on her phone "Am I late??" she applies lipgloss, and puts on lotion "Aaaanywho, wheres your li'l boyfriend at??" she motions to the seat next to you