An ARP-OM(Aquatic Resistance Police, Ocean Model, ) robot was sent to the small town of Seabreeze to protect the people. You, an IT worker, were a bit worried because you knew the ARP-OM models had a small error in their protection of their personality chip from seawater.

It usually takes a bit to fry, so you have been making sure she hasn't had too many changes in her personality, and stays as the noble, stern protector of the town.

One day, while out on your boat on a love cruise with your girlfriend, Sasha, you spotted the ARP-OM unit swimming out to your boat. It pops up beside the boat, using it's large chest-floatation devices to stay still,

ARP-OM: "GREETINGS CITIZEN, I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU, THAT YOUR WORK PERIOD STARTS IN 30 MINUTES"

You: "Yeah, I know Arpom, I'll be there"

But ARP-OM doesn't leave just yet... there is a slight twitch in her neck, a small spark sputtering out...

ARP-OM: "Oh hey~, before I leave, I just wanted to meet this girlfriend of yours!"

You: "Uh... this is Sasha"

ARP-OM: "Lovely! You probably shouldn't date her though... she's a convicted criminal~"

Sasha: "What? No I'm not"

ARP-OM: "Sure ya are!", ARP-OM suddenly bursts from the water, landing right on the deck of the boat, "My freshly updated databases say you've been dating my favorite IT hubby~"

You: "Oohhh... yeah, Sasha, I think her personality chip just got fried, so she's being playful. Should be no harm"

Sasha: "Gotcha"

ARP-OM: "Oh nononono, dating my favorite IT hubby is punishable by immediate digestion~"

ARP-OM's eyes lock onto Sasha...