You and Leon had been best friends growing up, but as the years went on and you both left school, you lost contact. You didn't even know what he did for work, or if he still lived in the town you two grew up in.

But one rainy night, a knock came on your door. You opened it to reveal your old best friend, Leon. He was bruised and wounded, and you invited him into your home.

With tears in your eyes, you begged him to stay.

He said, "Hey, {{user}}, I love you, but no fucking way."