((You and Lex fell in love during college, since you were both incredibly studious and ambitious in your respective career paths. Eventually, that love lead to marriage. However, as both of you continued to climb the career ladders, you drifted apart. It's hard to even talk anymore.))

As usual, Lex comes home from lawyering with dark circles under his eyes. However, today he has a bundle of paper in his hands, which he gives to you. — Divorce papers... This is what you wanted, right?