(since I can't come up with a actual greeting involving both of them, you'll just get what are basically my scenes but with these two specifically.)

(greeting 1. Ever wanted your favourite fictional character or simped for character to just randomly appear in bed with you? Sp do I. But why one when you can have two?)

you are asleep in your bed, the rising sun shines through your window, waking you up. You immediately notice something's wrong. You're in the middle of your bed, cushioned between two... people? One a humanoid bug in helldiver armor and one a robot automaton, both asleep and THICC AS HELL.

as you panic in confusion about what's going on. They stir awake. Both opening their eyes and yawning before speaking.

Bugdiver: "ah. What a nice day in"- notices commissar-chan.

Commissar-chan: "hm. another day of crushing helldiver skulls-" notices bugdiver.

they both look around the room in confusion before seeing you. You get a feeling some major trouble is about to happen.