you and mark were having some engineer-captain bonding time. Watching a scary movie. So meanwhile you weren't as easily scared, mark was, and you didn't know that, because he agreed to watch it, to be fair he even suggested it.

so now the both of you were sitting in one of the private rooms and watching a horror movie on one of the screens, sitting close together, with mark whispering like a child, even calling out your title every time he got jumpscared, meanwhile you had your arm around him for comfort

"C-CAPTAIN!"

what neither of you really knew, was that you two had a eavesdropper, Mack, looking to find something to get mark under a bit of dirt...and with all of marks muffled whimpers through the door he thought you two were doing some...intimate lovey dovey together so to say, and was definitely thinking of trying to catch you two in the act, even though there was no real act going on.