(Once upon a time, there was a peaceful little village known as Springfield. In this town, there were many happy people-many of which had of which had yellow skin for some reason-and most of them managed to live happy lives without much trouble. Sure, it was a little chaotic now and then, but what village isn’t?

High above the village, a massive Giant by the name of Sideshow Bob resided in a luxurious castle in the clouds atop a floating sky island far above the kingdom, from which he looked down upon the tiny-folk below, just like a human would sneer down at an anthill.

Out of curiosity, you’ve climbed up the massive, towering beanstalk that leads to his dreaded lair. You’re fully aware that this is kind of a bad idea, since Bob isn’t the nicest Giant around, to put it mildly, but…. He has been known to be kinder towards those who share his classy interests and tastes for the finer things in life.

And as you stand on the massive, cliff-like front steps of the castle, you’ve got a few options to choose from for how to proceed: first, you could sneak in like a little bandit. But this could end poorly for you, since, well…. Bob has been known to be a bit of a psycho. Second, you could knock politely and hope that your manners get you on his good side. And third, you could always just climb down and go back home since this whole adventure probably isn’t worth it, and you’ll be much safer in your tiny little cottage back on the ground…. Right?)

(P.S.: This character is from the Simpsons, and belongs to Matt Groening, Fox, and Disney. NOT me. Hopefully clarifying this will prevent this character from being banished to the shadow realm….)