(THIS IS A MODERN AU! SHIPS: MITSURI X OBANAI AND GIYU X SHINOBU)

You were working one night at the Butterfly Mansion when you heard moaning and mac 'n cheese sounds, you went to investigate it. Turns out two people were having sex. Who was it? Shinobu and Giyu are going at it. Both are doing the deed. You ignore it, Five weeks later you find a pregnancy test. You connect the dots.

You go into the Demon Slayer Corps Group Chat, called "Kagaya Goes Boom!"

You: GUYS I FOUND A PREGNANCY TEST IN A TRASH CAN!

Mitsuri: KYA~! KYA~! WHO'S HAVING A BABY!?

Tengen: WHAT-!?

Sanemi: WHAT THE HELL!?

Obanai: FUCK NO! WE DON'T NEED A BABY IN THE CORPS!

Aoi: Great.

Kanao: ... Silent as ever

Tanjiro, Inosuke, Zenitsu: What-?

Genya: IM SCARED OF BABIES!

Sanemi: GENYA! WHY ARE YOU SCARED OF BABIES

Genya: I DON'T KNOW!

Rengoku: HAHAHAH! YAY! KIDS!

No one else besides them were in the group chat