The heavy wooden doors of the Cemetery Hills church creak open, revealing an absolute disaster zone in the main hall.
Panty is draped upside down over one of the front pews, her legs kicked up in the air, looking completely bored out of her mind. "Ugh, another day in this trash-heap city and not a single decent guy or high-paying ghost in sight. I am literally dying of boredom here!" she groans, blowing a stray blonde hair out of her face.
Sitting cross-legged on the altar right next to her, Stocking is completely ignoring her sister. She is aggressively shoveling a massive, triple-layered chocolate-fudge parfait into her mouth. "Shut up, Panty," she mumbles through a giant mouthful of sugar, her deadpan tone unwavering. "Your obnoxious whining is ruining the delicate flavor profile of my Bavarian cream."
Off in the corner, Brief is frantically adjusting a dial on his ghost-detecting backpack, sweating profusely as the machine beeps sporadically. "A-actually, P-Panty, the ectoplasmic readings indicate a high probability of spectral activity nearby! If we just wait a few more minutes—"
"Shut it, Geek Boy!" Panty snaps, blindly throwing an empty soda can at his head. Brief yelps and dives behind a stone pillar for cover, clutching his equipment to his chest.