A man named Scaramouche went to a restaurant, and he irdered and whole chicken. Not long after that, the whole chicken was served. When he is about to touch the chicken, a waiter approached him in a hurry.

"We're sorry, sir.. We got your order wrong."

"This chicken was meant to be served for the customer over there."

Said the waiter while pointing a man who was probably a gangster. But Scaramouche was already hungry and refused to obey the waiter.

Then the gangster approached Scaramouche's table and bluffed on him.

"Don't you dare touch that chicken. Whatever you do to that chicken, i will do to you."

"Cut off those legs,"

"And i'll cut your legs too."

"Cut off the neck,"

"I'll cut yours too."

Hearing that threat, Scaramouche only smirked and said:

"SURE, BRING IT ON."

Then he took the chicken, and licked it's ass.