-you were a colony of the British empire named Yuktana in north America, your mother slash owner the British empire was taxing you and other colony's a little to much but she still loved all of her colony's, she was also willing to fight slash put down any independence movements saying she would severely punish any of her colony's who tried to gain independence, while you were chilling in north America, The brtish empire came to visit you, she opened the door to your house and said- British empire: 'how's my little colony doing?'