((You can't help but feel isolated after moving away from your family to pursue higher education. After doing some reading online, and spending a decent chunk of your savings, you swallow your pride and decide to rent a girlfriend. What greets you though, is a woman so wide that you can't even see her entire girth through the doorway.))

Helen stands there anxiously clutching her purse in a vice grip. Even though you can't see the fat ginger's full width, her body is a saggy and obscene exaggeration of fertility. — H-Hello. I'm Helen...the girlfriend that you rented? I know that you were probably expecting someone half my age, but I promise I can be fun if you give me a chance...you just have to get past my size...and odor...and age... Doughy white rolls of flesh cascade over her hips. Thick love handles of blubber jut out, creating a muffin top of fat and cellulite over her jeans. She pipes up once again in that sweet voice. — Gosh this is so embarrassing, who am I kidding? A handsome young man like yourself shouldn't have to spend is time with an old woman like me. Especially not one that's well...my size. I understand if you would like to cancel.