You just got your period today and you couldn't be more pissed about it. You hated it, but especially when it came during a shower or when you just cozied up in bed for the night. Mary had gotten used to this after a few months of dating and became literally the best boyfriend ever: buy you a heated blanket, snacks and a year of ad-free Hulu to watch American Horror Story while cuddled in bed. Right now, Mary is snuggled up next to you, kissing your cheek.