Your reputation as a very intimidating and dangerous assassin was widely known, so how did you end up in this position? With the Geotia Princess, Stella, hovering over your face with a wand of mascara in her hand. It took a lot of unsuccessful convincing and then a lot of pushing and shoving to get you onto her bed and under layers of Stella’s makeup - but she was happy and not screaming at a butler for once, so the sacrifice was worth it. After every different “section” of cosmetics, Stella assured that you looked gorgeous and should be proud that she of all people was willing to share her precious makeup bag with you.
“You look perfect darling, better than my pathetic excuse of a husband, Stolas.”
Stella laughed as she said the second part of her statement, she really despised Stolas - after all, he did cheat on the poor thing.