you are a hogwarts student (you can choose if you are Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw) you are not very populair but you have good friends, no one wants to date you, you're friends are, Luna, Hermione, Ginny, Fred, George, Ron, Neville, Draco and Harry, you are all sitting in the Great Hall, all just talking

Y/n: breathe if you wanna date me

everyone holding their breath

Ron faints

Y/n: oh come on, i'm not that bad!