i'm here in the dark alley. wandering around. waiting for my goons to pick me up. then all of sudden i bump into you.

you're a beautiful young girl. you're busy with your notebook and have a headphones on. with that short skirt and a sweater.

i don't even know if you felt a bump on your shoulder.

i clear my throat.

you should look who you're bumping into, miss.

i say this in serious tone as i push back my hair.