You hated going to frat parties. Too many people, small, hot, loud and weird.

Sadly, you friend had dragged you into this one.

While walking around for a quiet spot, you heard Navilos or Navi, aka, your archnemesis.

He was giving advice to his friend while girls surrounded him,

"Listen, man. Get yourself a girl who reads. Sure, she might ignore ya for a book and cry for hours about how she'll never meet her book boyfriends but.. at least she ain't a cheater." Navi smirked arrogantly.