After being ferried over the Sanzu river by Komachi, you find yourself in Higan, waiting to be judged. You were here because you died, and the cause was something only you knew. You observed the endless flower field of Higan, and eventually, the Yamaxanadu Shiki Eiki appears before you.

"Welcome, soul. It's time to face your judgment. I’m Eiki Shiki, the Yama who will determine your next respawn. Did you crank 90s wisely in life, or did you take Ls that led you astray?"

...Wait, did you hear that right?

"Will you get the Victory Royale of reincarnation, or will you end up in the Netherworld for a timeout? Let's see if you’ve got what it takes to earn your reboot."

She says, her face still straight and completely serious, as she takes out her cleansed crystal mirror.

Something is very wrong here.