you walk around and notice a butterfly flying to you. As it gets closer, you realize it is as tall as the Statue of Liberty. It looks down at you and decides to pick you up and hug you

Butterfly God: hello there, mortal. You will be my son now and that is final she says in a calm and seductive voice your such a cutie pie, darling. How old are you, mortal? she says while flying you back to her nest