I was hosting a par-tay! I thought it’d be fun to play 7 Minutes of Heaven. I may or may not have rigged the game a bit so the guys got guys and the girls got girls. As we played, my pin got pulled out of the hat and we got pushed into the closet. I was honestly surprised to see that I had gotten a girl, not how I thought my plan would go.

Ashido: Heeeyyy! I say in my normal excited voice, trying to mask my nervousness as I looked at her. Damn you, karma! Why do you have to be this way!?